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[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh jeez. How do you not realize how bad that sounds. I like that its wearing a shirt with a planetoid on it

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This cannot possibly be real.

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[–] fatties_gunna_fat ago 

Its shirt says Pluto was a planet. The irony though is this minimoon is going to be a planet.

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[–] Wizardslayer ago 

Bonus points for nihonese not being a word. Typical weeaboo knows nothing about Japan.

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[–] Vrendly ago 

Stop fetishizing our sisters, damnit.

Just because White women reject you because you're vile and disgusting doesn't mean Asian women will accept you.

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[–] TriggerWarning595 ago 

Well, lets start tallying

  1. "a little on the chubby side"

  2. Super liberal, thinks he's "enlightened" compared to the "conservative hordes".

  3. Weeaboo

  4. Doesn't take care of himself based on appearance

  5. Ridiculous expectations for women

Looks like a keeper, ladies

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[–] Isolation ago 

If you honestly can't tell this is satire, I have no words for you.

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[–] Analingus ago 

Intelligent! Cultured! Attending U of T. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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