[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I ate salad when I was a child. Doesn't everyone? Is salad and vegetables not a normal part of the food triangle anymore? Is a child eating lettuce as bad as a child drinking a double gin and tonic?
If the idea of eating vegetables during childhood is so damn appalling to this ham then it's no wonder why she's a ham.
I remember my favourite meal as a 10 year old: moose steak (lean red meat that my dad hunted) salad (that I proudly made myself because chopping veggies is a lot easier for a kid than making a spiced rice mix with rehydrated morel mushrooms) and mum's spiced rice mix with rehydrated morel mushrooms. But wow, what a poor, abused, damaged child I must have been. Because lean meat and salad went into my mouth instead of chicken nuggets all day every day.
I bet this ham would have a bitch fit if she found out I was raised on skim milk, which its great because I now think skim milks is delicious and 2% or higher is too fatty and rich, so it's easy to side step the extra calories now that I am not growing anymore. But lord no, I did not put pepsi on my cereal so I had a bad childhood. kek
[–] Convair990 ago (edited ago)
What the fuck did I just read? Here's what I got out of it. Reeeeeeeee! Reeeeee! REEEEEE! Grunt.
[–] LittleBittz ago
If this isn't satire, I'd like to know where it's from so I can shitlord there. That would be fun.
[–] dirty_pope ago
No one's really like this... right?