[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That fuckin pinterest pic of the paleo shit. Sure you idiot men and women ate pancakes and drank caramel macchiato mcbeetus during the paleolithic period.
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wait, what the fuck is going on a date with that Slaton-Pig?
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
fuck you kid, I'm not the one with a dead mom
Fucking lost it hahaha
[–] Ilisyer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We burn food to measure calories because our bodies burn food for the same reason, to generate heat; it's just a bit more controlled. Nothing to do with cellular respiration? Michael Faraday disagrees.. We store, by converting, excess amounts of usable food (not dirt/cardboard, etc), which we measure as calories, as fat, or muscle if our bodies demand it (I do!), for use at later times when food is less available.
[–] LittleBittz ago
That totally disgusting fat guy wallowing around with dirt all over it - UGH.
[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
TIL humans invented fire so that we could burn food and claim that proves it has energy in it, so that we could shitlord about CICO to fat people.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The oldest of all oppressions.