[–] mountainclimber 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are there times where that's not the case? I never see them stick around for more than a week
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I fucking hate seeing them there because they're just taking up space. Also whenever I see a fat on a piece of equipment that I want to use, I just think it is unclean and soiled. I don't want to touch the equipment a fat has touched.
[–] mountainclimber 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Actually, if you think about it, they benefit the gym. They come maybe once or twice, but may not cancel their membership for a few months, saying to themselves that they'll "start again next week". When they do come, they're only there for 20 minutes max, and they hardly use the equipment, and despite their size they're usually weak as fuck, and don't really wear the equipment down. So really, fats fuel the gym with more money without using the services enough for the gym to have to replace equipment more as their memberships increase.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's a good way to think about it, especially when they're taking up space in the spin room or by the free weights. the fucking cows -- usually taking selfies, talking, texting, or staring blankly at the weights as if they contain the riddle of life, aka how to get in the swole guys' jock straps.
[–] cannabishitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The fats love to use the pool at our gym. I just think about the buttery body oil floating around on top of the water. They just float around, not even doing laps.
[–] MalibuBarbie 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Seeing girls with unfortunate shaped asses and lumpy legs squashed into leggings makes me feel better about my own body. When I compare my workout to their workout it also makes me feel good about myself. I shouldn't care about anyone else at the gym and just focus on myself, but it's a nice little ego boost so I don't mind them.
I personally enjoy the looks on their faces when I step up to a loaded barbell and move some decently heavy weight. It's amusing to see their baleful heifer stares and slack jawed expressions.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I also turn it up when I see a shitnoble working hard, so given the choice...
[–] Rawscent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
True. Today there was a fat fuck in his twenties and his trainer was just trying to get him to move a little with TRX straps but they were doing it where I usually do my pull-ups. Fortunately there is a cable cage nearby with holds for pull ups. I usually do about 20; today I did 30 looking at the blob. I'm almost 60 and I hate the fact that they've fucked up such a young body. Fuck them.
[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Grunting? You obviously don't workout at Planet Fatness.
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That's the paradox of shitlordery. You don't want to see the disgusting hams.. but you also want to trigger them whenever you have the chance.