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[–] ChokeSlamAHam 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"wageslaving"

That is a perfect fat person term. They would fall in line with the type who would want to be hired as a boss without having first met the necessary prerequisites. You majored in Gender and Calorie Studies. The core of your education were electives and time off to attend talks given by human blimps. A lazy fat wouldn't take the time to work hard and learn. That requires some form of discipline and difficulty. Fat people only have the required amount of discipline it takes to move their hands to their mouths.

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[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gender and Calorie Studies 😂 going to use that

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gender and Calorie-denial studies

FTFY

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They would fall in line with the type who would want to be hired as a boss without having first met the necessary prerequisites

Fatass I know was telling me it lost its job because it was taking too many bathroom breaks (totes not its fault, it's because it has the beetus), even though fatty was apparently "the best" at that particular job. Then it told me it wa learning to use computers (learning to use Word and such) because it wanted to find a better job, that paid more and it wasn't as much work, like a managerial position. And I was thinking, "you can't even manage your own bladder."

So I quickly disentangled myself from that conversation and moved away.

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Figs, in a supermarket?

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but it would still be weird to have those in the fresh produce section, no?

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, they usually keep em right next to the baby powder and feminine hygiene products. *Points*

*Gets red in the face. Sucks in gut and begins to stutter*

S-soo uh.. you come here o-often? I hear Ghost in the Shell is out! It's based on a really cool anime, wanna watch it with me? We could take my scootypuff. N-not that this is a date or anything. Baka!

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[–] primar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wouldn't a fat know exactly where the baby powder is?

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've seen fresh figs a few times, in grocery stores. I think once in a Wegmans, and later in a Trader Joe's.

Also dried ones are more common.

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now I need to start keeping track of fig season and start planning trips to trader Joe's accordingly. Thanks!

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

We get them fresh a few times a year, HEB ftw.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"Pretty obese," @ 270. Uh huh. Like a woman in labor is "mildly pregnant."

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How does a person like this make it to working age?

Sometimes I wish we were back on the frontier or medieval times where worthless idiots died before they reached double digits

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[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Never hire fatties. They don't even know shit about their specialty subject; food.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Truth. They would eat a urinal cake if you deep fried it.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'd watch this show

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have smelled some surprisingly good urinal cakes.

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[–] TheGreatLenov ago 

They don't eat real food.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A friend had a fig tree in his backyard. We used to eat them when they were ripe. Fresh figs are great tasting, but don't eat too many or you'll be on the can all night.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Username relevant

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Fat people are unfairly discriminated against when going for jobs." Yes, because they are terrible at them. This fuck can't even identify fruit. There is every reason not to hire them because none of them knows shit about anything.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] ago 

Fats are not adults. They're mentally deficient malignant children with an addiction, in overfed adult bodies. I think this is real.

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