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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Even if we ignored its absolute inadequacy for the job- what sort of employee, when asked a question they don't know the answer to, just makes shit up? Why not just say "sorry, I'm not sure, I'll go find out for you."?

I shouldn't get shocked by how easily they lie considering how almost every story here at FPH tells of a dishonest slob, but fuck. They really are like a separate, sub-human animal with really shitty ethics.

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Came here to post this. WTF. Incompetent piece of shit.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] ago 

Fats are not adults. They're mentally deficient malignant children with an addiction, in overfed adult bodies. I think this is real.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Fat people are unfairly discriminated against when going for jobs." Yes, because they are terrible at them. This fuck can't even identify fruit. There is every reason not to hire them because none of them knows shit about anything.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A friend had a fig tree in his backyard. We used to eat them when they were ripe. Fresh figs are great tasting, but don't eat too many or you'll be on the can all night.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Username relevant

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[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Never hire fatties. They don't even know shit about their specialty subject; food.

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[–] TheGreatLenov ago 

They don't eat real food.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Truth. They would eat a urinal cake if you deep fried it.

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have smelled some surprisingly good urinal cakes.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'd watch this show

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How does a person like this make it to working age?

Sometimes I wish we were back on the frontier or medieval times where worthless idiots died before they reached double digits

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"Pretty obese," @ 270. Uh huh. Like a woman in labor is "mildly pregnant."

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Figs, in a supermarket?

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

We get them fresh a few times a year, HEB ftw.

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've seen fresh figs a few times, in grocery stores. I think once in a Wegmans, and later in a Trader Joe's.

Also dried ones are more common.

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now I need to start keeping track of fig season and start planning trips to trader Joe's accordingly. Thanks!

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, they usually keep em right next to the baby powder and feminine hygiene products. *Points*

*Gets red in the face. Sucks in gut and begins to stutter*

S-soo uh.. you come here o-often? I hear Ghost in the Shell is out! It's based on a really cool anime, wanna watch it with me? We could take my scootypuff. N-not that this is a date or anything. Baka!

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[–] primar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wouldn't a fat know exactly where the baby powder is?

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but it would still be weird to have those in the fresh produce section, no?

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