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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] ago
Fats are not adults. They're mentally deficient malignant children with an addiction, in overfed adult bodies. I think this is real.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Fat people are unfairly discriminated against when going for jobs." Yes, because they are terrible at them. This fuck can't even identify fruit. There is every reason not to hire them because none of them knows shit about anything.
[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A friend had a fig tree in his backyard. We used to eat them when they were ripe. Fresh figs are great tasting, but don't eat too many or you'll be on the can all night.
[–] DamnYouKaiju 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Never hire fatties. They don't even know shit about their specialty subject; food.
[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Truth. They would eat a urinal cake if you deep fried it.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
How does a person like this make it to working age?
Sometimes I wish we were back on the frontier or medieval times where worthless idiots died before they reached double digits
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
"Pretty obese," @ 270. Uh huh. Like a woman in labor is "mildly pregnant."
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
We get them fresh a few times a year, HEB ftw.
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, they usually keep em right next to the baby powder and feminine hygiene products. *Points*
*Gets red in the face. Sucks in gut and begins to stutter*
S-soo uh.. you come here o-often? I hear Ghost in the Shell is out! It's based on a really cool anime, wanna watch it with me? We could take my scootypuff. N-not that this is a date or anything. Baka!
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Even if we ignored its absolute inadequacy for the job- what sort of employee, when asked a question they don't know the answer to, just makes shit up? Why not just say "sorry, I'm not sure, I'll go find out for you."?
I shouldn't get shocked by how easily they lie considering how almost every story here at FPH tells of a dishonest slob, but fuck. They really are like a separate, sub-human animal with really shitty ethics.
[–] Officedrone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Came here to post this. WTF. Incompetent piece of shit.