Whoever thought of this idea forgot that fat people aren't clean. These clothes are going to come back stretched, grease stained, torn, shat on, pissed in and smelling of fupa stank.
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I dunno, I'd add that as part of my business model. That since they are messy and pig-like, they're guaranteed to ruin the clothes, allowing us to charge them an inflated damage fee to more than cover the costs.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Whoever thought of this idea forgot that fat people aren't clean. These clothes are going to come back stretched, grease stained, torn, shat on, pissed in and smelling of fupa stank.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And food stains all over the front!
[–] DrFingers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I dunno, I'd add that as part of my business model. That since they are messy and pig-like, they're guaranteed to ruin the clothes, allowing us to charge them an inflated damage fee to more than cover the costs.