[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also, no sweat. She doesn't look like she's in the middle of exercising.
[–] FatShamingIsFun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Kinda nice of Brooks shoes to hav a cartoon version of her in the ad running during the article.
[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol, I didn't notice that. OMG, that's too perfect.
[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It says she runs 35 miles a week. That's five miles a day. That is nothing for someone who supposedly trains for ultras. That's not even what people run every morning for other sports.
[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I only ran about 40 miles a week this year preparing for my ultras. That number is probably ok. I mean, I'm not elite, I'm just a normal guy that does them. I think I got 8th in my age group at the one in August. At a 5K I can get first in age group and 2nd or 3rd overall at age 40 so that's where my strength is right now. Maybe I can move up in the ultras if I start running 200 miles a month. Not sure, I do have a job and a life and no sponsors, so 40 miles a week is about all I can swing.
[–] Uglybutnotfat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I bet her "running" is more "counting steps on her phone", if even that, but I doubt it is.
I do that doing that 10K steps a day thing to hatch pokemon and shit. Then I go to the gym and jog a couple times a week, but then again, I'm not even close to fit.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think she's pulling their leg. If she can really run a full marathon, or an ultra marathon, and runs 25 miles/week to train, then she's an extremely rare bird. And I don't care if she can really run, she should LOSE WEIGHT or else he knees will explode. Plus, she's fugly.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I like how all the gym clothes this harambe wanna be has is brand new. I go to the gym all the time and my shirts and shorts are worn and used from how much I use them and wash them. I can't think of something I use that looks like new like this beasts clothes.
[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I bet she's a liar of course. But that aside, some people indeed feel starved on a 1500 calorie diet. Take into account, activity level, muscle size, height. I remember stopping my period for months at one point because I got way too lean eating 1600 calories (I mostly weight lift). So rare instances of course. Anyways she'd be very thin eating 1500 calories and expending so much energy...but nope she's a big fat liar and eats probably close to 3000-3300 daily.
[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For fuck's sake, I run ultra marathons, there are LITERALLY never any overweight people there. This is fucking horseshit and if she's really running the kind of miles I run, she's going to be in a wheel chair in 5 years.
[–] 6499675? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm not a runner, but a long-distance cyclist. When I'm doing a tour--or even just in summer when I'm logging some pretty serious miles--it's really hard to keep weight on. I have to be pretty much constantly eating. If she is indeed a long-distance runner, I can't imagine what the fuck she is stuffing into her face.
[–] SilentMaster [S] ago
My fattest runnning buddy is my height and we run identical training sessions. He's about 20 pounds heavier than me, and I know it's because he has pizza for dinner most nights with a beer or two. I skip those and I have lost 5 pounds the last 2 years. I'm not sure if he's gained or maintained, but he's much bigger than me. So I would say the answer to your question is pizza, beer, and whatever the fuck else she wants to eat.