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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It says she runs 35 miles a week. That's five miles a day. That is nothing for someone who supposedly trains for ultras. That's not even what people run every morning for other sports.

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[–] Uglybutnotfat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I bet her "running" is more "counting steps on her phone", if even that, but I doubt it is.

I do that doing that 10K steps a day thing to hatch pokemon and shit. Then I go to the gym and jog a couple times a week, but then again, I'm not even close to fit.

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[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I only ran about 40 miles a week this year preparing for my ultras. That number is probably ok. I mean, I'm not elite, I'm just a normal guy that does them. I think I got 8th in my age group at the one in August. At a 5K I can get first in age group and 2nd or 3rd overall at age 40 so that's where my strength is right now. Maybe I can move up in the ultras if I start running 200 miles a month. Not sure, I do have a job and a life and no sponsors, so 40 miles a week is about all I can swing.

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[–] FatShamingIsFun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Kinda nice of Brooks shoes to hav a cartoon version of her in the ad running during the article.

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[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol, I didn't notice that. OMG, that's too perfect.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Notice there's no one around it in those selfies... Guess all the other runners were already done.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Also, no sweat. She doesn't look like she's in the middle of exercising.

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[–] SilentMaster [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

For fuck's sake, I run ultra marathons, there are LITERALLY never any overweight people there. This is fucking horseshit and if she's really running the kind of miles I run, she's going to be in a wheel chair in 5 years.

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[–] 6499675? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not a runner, but a long-distance cyclist. When I'm doing a tour--or even just in summer when I'm logging some pretty serious miles--it's really hard to keep weight on. I have to be pretty much constantly eating. If she is indeed a long-distance runner, I can't imagine what the fuck she is stuffing into her face.

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[–] SilentMaster [S] ago 

My fattest runnning buddy is my height and we run identical training sessions. He's about 20 pounds heavier than me, and I know it's because he has pizza for dinner most nights with a beer or two. I skip those and I have lost 5 pounds the last 2 years. I'm not sure if he's gained or maintained, but he's much bigger than me. So I would say the answer to your question is pizza, beer, and whatever the fuck else she wants to eat.