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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

That is no longer a chair. It is a bench.

Honestly, we need to take back the correct use of the English (or whatever your native tongue is) language. Stop letting the fats re-define things. "Wow, glad they had a bench available for me and my child!" "Good thing they had bench seating, that woman would not fit in a chair"

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I agree, but you may be redefining "woman" with that last one. Maybe we should try "that blob of fat encasing what was once a human" instead

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

True. Something for everyone to work on :)

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[–] fatsruineverything 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is no longer a chair. It is a bench. 

Nah. It's a chair, see...

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hate you so much right now.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Literally said OGOD out loud.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It is a love seat, for sharing with another human.

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[–] DependaTricaretops 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My SO took me to the doctors once and all the chairs were taken except one like this. So we just sat in the same chair and both fit just fine. The fact that they have to make a "chair" like this to accommodate someone's huge ass is scary.

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[–] eueueu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, that's obviously a bench, not a chair.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

Not anymore apparently

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just make sure you wipe off and disinfect it first. Don't want to come into contact with second hand grease and fupa sweat.

Not going to lie, I gagged a little typing that one out.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

In Europe that's what we call a bench..

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[–] wuzhao 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If you need this chair you don't need a doctor, you need to stop stuffing your face.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"You can not judge a persons health by just looking at them" said no doctor ever!

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dr. Kevorkian can help them.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, killing fat people with pharmaceuticals, or CO or really anything but a stroke can get tricky. The fat makes the toxicology difficult, what would work in a normal sized person will not work in the obese. Much like their disgusting bodies, the deposition of drugs and toxins into fat tends to be rather erratic.

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[–] AthleticSharts ago 

Probably both, honestly.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That’s a celebrity-endorsed designer chair. It’s the Witless Weigh More Memorial Fatass Chair.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

Wish I could give you a double for that!

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[–] c-fox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Isn't it a couch - for two or three people? Please tell me it is.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why do I mostly see these things in doctor's surgeries and hospitals? It's almost as if the fattest are the sickest members of society. Nah, it can't be that, health clearly isn't connected to weight. /s

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[–] type2dieofbeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hospital room is where I last saw a chair this bariatric, when I took my dad to get stitches. I sat in this...thing...as I waited. I shit you not, it even had a stray McDonald's french fry wedged between the seat and back.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're right. I've never seen a chair this size that wasn't in a hospital waiting room.

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

While I'm sure hams steal it constantly, it looks like one designed for mother and child (specifically a baby still in their car seat). It pissed me off to no end when I had mine in a car seat, laying at my feet because someone took that chair. It was enough for us and the big diaper bag, too.

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