[–] Quiggleton 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Bad knee" is now one of my most hated excuses. I recently shattered the top of my tibia and seriously damaged my knee's cartilage resulting in two plates, a bone graft and 6 hours of total surgery. I've been out of hospital for a week. It's hard, rehab is a bitch but I'm still doing my curls, pushups and sit-ups. When the swelling is no longer a risk I'll be back at gym. FUCK YOU FATS! Your excuses, even if they are genuine are invalid you useless, USELESS fucks.
[–] mk46gunner ago
I made a comment a while back that wasn't all that well received, but it basically boils down to the only excuse is being dead. And I stand by that.
I've got friends that are missing limbs and expect more out of themselves and want more out of life, so they refuse to let injury put them on the sidelines. No, let me rephrase. Not the sidelines, the bleachers, next to a concession stand.
There is something, always something, that someone can do so long as they're alive, even if it just means eating less. The first thing that comes to mind when I hear muh knees is some 40-something fatass doughboy who's balding, talking himself up to be tough and reminiscing of his peak days of playing basketball or football in high school.
I guess the takeaway is that their excuses really aren't for us, they're for themselves.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You know what makes a knee injury much, much harder to recover from? Being fat.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Holy fuck! That dude survived? I've seen the GIF of him poking at his own entrails so many times, and just assumed he was an obvious goner.
This really makes my otherwise totally shit day!!!
Poor guy lost his gentleman's sausage, though.
[–] doubleherpes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was just thinking the same thing!
All the best to this guy, it's awesome to see that he made it through.
[–] lclif ago
There is actually a video of it... He's trying to push his organs back in and shit it's pretty wild.