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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Asking each passenger for his or her weight

Yes, because that worked SO well at a water park that we should implement the same procedure for a plane full of people

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We should wrap them in plastic, then when they stop moving... they'll be safe enough to weigh. Scales will be kept clean. Might need a heavy duty crane to move the dead weight though... package them as freight in the hold which should be cold enough to stop them smelling too much. Then deliver them to relatives abroad for disposal. And fine them if they don't collect their trash.

No relatives? Should fly them on military planes and dump the unwrapped load once over international waters. This should help the dwindling shark populations. Tsunami waves might be a problem though.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would love to see all the hams reeing when they get to the airport. Cause you know when they buy the tickets and fill out all the info they're going to put down "150 pounds! Teehee! I saw a muscle yesterday!"

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It will take a plane to go down killing dozens before anyone even considers this. The world has this absurd obsession with safety nowadays to the point of ridiculousness, but as soon as it's fat, it all goes out the window.

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[–] interflop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] asesnic 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

It especially pisses me off that fat fucks complain about this. There was an actual plane crash where people died because the passengers were fatter than the pilots thought. That's a tad more important than their feelings, I'd reckon.

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[–] SumYungGuy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you think they are lying, take a guess, then add ten pounds to that guess. lol

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a highly accurate process.

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[–] AoiHada 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Weighing people before boarding should be mandatory for security reasons, but of course, since the US is so PC and also 'cause they're scared shitless of discriminashun lawsuits I don't see how it could be implemented, maybe in normal shitlord countries, but the US puts the fee fee's of a bunch of obeasts in front of people's lifes.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Suck it up and weigh people. People who lie about their weight caused me to bust my knee up. I fell awkwardly skiing and my skis should have released. Turned out the French ski shop man had set my skis for an extra 5kg because "English women lie about their weight". So because I told the truth I now have a fucked up anterior cruciate ligament.

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[–] Westhenorth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I work for a small air taxi. We use actual weights. The giants have tried to kill me with their lies.

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