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[–] miqotes 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I really wish airlines would just weigh people.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like the cut of your jib.

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[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I want to live in a world where this is a reality. Sadly I know it will never exist. :(

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Passenger and baggage need to be weighed separately for plane balance. Though that can be done on the down low if you assign seats as they board.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I saw that a lot in the military. Was kinda nice.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I really don't think clothes weigh 10lbs... I only take off about 2lbs when I weigh myself with shoes on. But maybe I just dress like a skank :)

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, I dress pretty conservatively and they still only weigh about 2 lbs with shoes. Imagine, if you will, that you have to buy an entire tent to be able to cover your massive rolls. Weigh more, and your clothing will also weigh more. They probably have to make those fierce tarps out of canvas, and wax it to prevent grease stains,

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Whenever my fat mom weighs herself she always takes off at least 7lbs for her clothes... and I'm always like, mom...no...

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[–] drakesdoom ago 

My boots weigh 5 at least.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Well, if I was wearing boots I would take that into consideration.

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[–] asesnic 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

It especially pisses me off that fat fucks complain about this. There was an actual plane crash where people died because the passengers were fatter than the pilots thought. That's a tad more important than their feelings, I'd reckon.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It will take a plane to go down killing dozens before anyone even considers this. The world has this absurd obsession with safety nowadays to the point of ridiculousness, but as soon as it's fat, it all goes out the window.

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[–] interflop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Westhenorth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I work for a small air taxi. We use actual weights. The giants have tried to kill me with their lies.

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[–] Ifardo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No way are fatties going to report their tonnage accurately. My experience is that most never weigh themselves anyway because Muh Triggerz!!!11

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Suck it up and weigh people. People who lie about their weight caused me to bust my knee up. I fell awkwardly skiing and my skis should have released. Turned out the French ski shop man had set my skis for an extra 5kg because "English women lie about their weight". So because I told the truth I now have a fucked up anterior cruciate ligament.

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[–] AoiHada 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Weighing people before boarding should be mandatory for security reasons, but of course, since the US is so PC and also 'cause they're scared shitless of discriminashun lawsuits I don't see how it could be implemented, maybe in normal shitlord countries, but the US puts the fee fee's of a bunch of obeasts in front of people's lifes.

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