[–] SumYungGuy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you think they are lying, take a guess, then add ten pounds to that guess. lol
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a highly accurate process.
[–] asesnic 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
It especially pisses me off that fat fucks complain about this. There was an actual plane crash where people died because the passengers were fatter than the pilots thought. That's a tad more important than their feelings, I'd reckon.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It will take a plane to go down killing dozens before anyone even considers this. The world has this absurd obsession with safety nowadays to the point of ridiculousness, but as soon as it's fat, it all goes out the window.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would love to see all the hams reeing when they get to the airport. Cause you know when they buy the tickets and fill out all the info they're going to put down "150 pounds! Teehee! I saw a muscle yesterday!"
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Asking each passenger for his or her weight
Yes, because that worked SO well at a water park that we should implement the same procedure for a plane full of people
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We should wrap them in plastic, then when they stop moving... they'll be safe enough to weigh. Scales will be kept clean. Might need a heavy duty crane to move the dead weight though... package them as freight in the hold which should be cold enough to stop them smelling too much. Then deliver them to relatives abroad for disposal. And fine them if they don't collect their trash.
No relatives? Should fly them on military planes and dump the unwrapped load once over international waters. This should help the dwindling shark populations. Tsunami waves might be a problem though.
[–] AoiHada 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Weighing people before boarding should be mandatory for security reasons, but of course, since the US is so PC and also 'cause they're scared shitless of discriminashun lawsuits I don't see how it could be implemented, maybe in normal shitlord countries, but the US puts the fee fee's of a bunch of obeasts in front of people's lifes.