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[–] Ifardo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No way are fatties going to report their tonnage accurately. My experience is that most never weigh themselves anyway because Muh Triggerz!!!11

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[–] miqotes 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I really wish airlines would just weigh people.

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Passenger and baggage need to be weighed separately for plane balance. Though that can be done on the down low if you assign seats as they board.

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[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I want to live in a world where this is a reality. Sadly I know it will never exist. :(

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like the cut of your jib.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I saw that a lot in the military. Was kinda nice.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I really don't think clothes weigh 10lbs... I only take off about 2lbs when I weigh myself with shoes on. But maybe I just dress like a skank :)

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[–] drakesdoom ago 

My boots weigh 5 at least.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Well, if I was wearing boots I would take that into consideration.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, I dress pretty conservatively and they still only weigh about 2 lbs with shoes. Imagine, if you will, that you have to buy an entire tent to be able to cover your massive rolls. Weigh more, and your clothing will also weigh more. They probably have to make those fierce tarps out of canvas, and wax it to prevent grease stains,

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Whenever my fat mom weighs herself she always takes off at least 7lbs for her clothes... and I'm always like, mom...no...

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[–] SummeGai 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Heavy weapons guy is so healthy that he always needs a pocket medic.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Art imitating life...

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You could weight the plane itself. That would either be expensive (per-parking spot scales) or add delay (one scale each plane must visit before and after passengers board). Then we could get at how much the fatties really cost to fly around. And hopefully charge them in full.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol, already out-thought by actual aerospace engineers.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was wondering how widespread those systems are..

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I say we weigh them at check-in with a klaxon for overweight and flashing lights, then charge them per pound.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The other way is averages, but they seemingly haven't been updated in a while. Scary shit really.