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[–] Nothanksimgood ago 

After a summer or winter where I live zombies wouldn't be around anymore. So I guess we'll keep about 6 months worth of supplies.

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[–] daskapitalist ago 

No:

1) Rotting corpses would physically fall apart or be eaten by scavengers in short order.

2) "Slow" zombies would be defeated by the simple tactic of bite-proof clothing. Heavy canvas, leather, etc. Basically the first person to visit a farm supply, welding, construction, etc store would be invincible after an hour with some needle and thread (short of being crushed to death).

3) "Fast" zombies would cripple themselves even faster by tearing their bodies apart by inflicting debilitating injuries on yourself.

4) A "The Stand"-esque scenario would be more realistic (superbug kills 99.99% of the population).

Doesn't mean zombies aren't freaking cool, just totally implausible.

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not in the movie sense for sure. But I imagine weaponised bathsalts would yield a pretty similar result.

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[–] WhiteRonin ago 

Here's 10 reasons why it's I'm possible.

http://listverse.com/2016/09/19/10-forensic-impossibilities-of-zombies/

How would you get around these issues? Hell, even the zombies on walking dead don't make sense.

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[–] Tat_Tvam_Asi 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yes. Why else do you think there are so many shows about zombies? Also, science backs up the probability of a zombie apocalypse. Even the gov knows it can and will happen. Why else would they have this ------> http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

EDIT: I feel bad

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[–] TheKFCNyanCat ago 

No, this is the most retarded question I've seen on Voat

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[–] 6461205? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No

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[–] RumpRangerRick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

/thread

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[–] Deplorable_Me 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not under The Democratic Party. No brains, zombies starve.

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