[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Lifting heavy"
I doubt it even lifts heavy chicken buckets up to its mouth. It must have one of those hand grabber things just to eat, because it refuses to even pick up food.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I failed, but I just have to remind myself I don't mind being a failure."
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You're doing so little to lose weight that you're gaining weight and this is "all you can do"? You've even rewarded yourself for moving backwards.
[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
"Oh no I went up everywhere" You're doing it wrong then.
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And it should be painfully obvious...
[–] CIShitLord 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Someone should tell it that lifting beetus snacks to it's face doesn't count as "heavy lifting"
[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah but the effort required to get up and grab them from the pantry does.
[–] vegetariancatlover ago
Lifting heavy must mean just body weight work for her. She's one of those...those..things at the gym you see deadlifting a 30 pound fixed barbell for 2 sets of probably some of the most half assed 12 reps you've ever seen and calling it a day.