[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
All caps. Lowercase if for pussies. -Deathgasam
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ALL CAPS. LOWERCASE IS FOR PUSSIES. -DEATHGASM
FTFY
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Do you want your car keyed or tires slashed? Fatties will do that, and cry victim at the same time.
[–] TwoTonTessie [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why? I could leave out the "FREAKIN" and it could be interpreted to be directed at everyone. You know, environmentalism and stuff.... Put a pic of a world next to it.
[–] SevenInchShitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I saw one one that said "lifted trucks, because fat girls can't jump!" Brave soul, I wouldn't put that on my truck without a camera to record any potential vandals
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Use one of their catch phrases adapted for added triggerring
"SaladSister4lyfe"
Or
"RiotsAndGoodDiets"
Or maybe just a simple one I saw on here the other day: "thin supremacist"
[–] TwoTonTessie [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol. Hey, how about just "EAT A HEALTHY DIET." Then say "morons!" in your head.
[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Mouth is not a toilet. Don't feed it garbage."
"My nutrition beats your cundishuns. Ya fat fuck."
"If you can read this, I can smell you. Eww."
[–] illBehavior ago
I think a simple "26.2" does the trick.
Biking for some reason pisses off fatties as well.
[–] Rawscent 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
To them '26.2' is fat shaming because they think that's an anorexic BMI.
[–] catfacts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh, I never understood the bumper stickers with numbers on them. Are they all for bikers?
[–] illBehavior 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
26.2 is actually for runners, it's a marathon distance. If you see "70.3", that's for the ironman triathlete.