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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Mouth is not a toilet. Don't feed it garbage."

"My nutrition beats your cundishuns. Ya fat fuck."

"If you can read this, I can smell you. Eww."

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[–] DrFingers ago 

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Use one of their catch phrases adapted for added triggerring

"SaladSister4lyfe"

Or

"RiotsAndGoodDiets"

Or maybe just a simple one I saw on here the other day: "thin supremacist"

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[–] TwoTonTessie [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol. Hey, how about just "EAT A HEALTHY DIET." Then say "morons!" in your head.

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[–] theJshow ago  (edited ago)

If you drive a truck I recommend:

Get Lifted Trucks, Fat Girls Can't Jump.

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[–] SevenInchShitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I saw one one that said "lifted trucks, because fat girls can't jump!" Brave soul, I wouldn't put that on my truck without a camera to record any potential vandals

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you want your car keyed or tires slashed? Fatties will do that, and cry victim at the same time.

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[–] TwoTonTessie [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why? I could leave out the "FREAKIN" and it could be interpreted to be directed at everyone. You know, environmentalism and stuff.... Put a pic of a world next to it.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

All caps. Lowercase if for pussies. -Deathgasam

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ALL CAPS. LOWERCASE IS FOR PUSSIES. -DEATHGASM

FTFY

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[–] idontgetbacon ago 

TOUCHE.

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[–] illBehavior ago 

I think a simple "26.2" does the trick.
Biking for some reason pisses off fatties as well.

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[–] catfacts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, I never understood the bumper stickers with numbers on them. Are they all for bikers?

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[–] illBehavior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

26.2 is actually for runners, it's a marathon distance. If you see "70.3", that's for the ironman triathlete.

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[–] Rawscent 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

To them '26.2' is fat shaming because they think that's an anorexic BMI.