[–] xeemee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
don't be silly - every one knows zombies don't need heads!
[–] Brigbjones 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Or, you know, we could just cremate everyone. Would solve a lot of actual problems too.
[–] xeemee 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
good idea, and an environmentally friendly one at that - you put the ashes in your garden and piss on them to create nitrogen rich soil ... NO ZOMBIES and BIGGER TOMATOES
[–] Brigbjones 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
mmmmm..... great grandma tastes delicious!
[–] Fred 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Depends on the kind of zombie we have.
Walking Dead and Resident Evil ones wouldn't be stopped because it variously turned them zombie during life or quickly after death, long before burial.
Night of the Living Dead ones might be but if ancient dead are being raised then that probably won't fix much either, because shoes would've long rotted away.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Much simpler than driving steaks through suspected Vampires' chests.
[–] David_Bains_Jumper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or if you glued the eyes shut and sewed the jaw closed. Which most people have done as part of being embalmed
[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not sure why you got so many upvotes. I know I've read or heard this before.
[–] blipblipbeep 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Great execution.
peace...