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[–] golgotham 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That shit is brilliant. Of course, their intense hunger would cause them to pull themselves along using only their necrotic hands, but they'd CERTAINLY be a lot more manageable... UPVOTE!

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

just cut the head off before burial and there'll be nothing to worry about.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

don't be silly - every one knows zombies don't need heads!

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[–] Fred 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Depends on the kind of zombie we have.

Walking Dead and Resident Evil ones wouldn't be stopped because it variously turned them zombie during life or quickly after death, long before burial.

Night of the Living Dead ones might be but if ancient dead are being raised then that probably won't fix much either, because shoes would've long rotted away.

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[–] blipblipbeep 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Great execution.

peace...

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not sure why you got so many upvotes. I know I've read or heard this before.

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[–] Aboresh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It was my understanding at least in my part of the US that people are now buried in concrete vaults that are then buried.

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[–] David_Bains_Jumper 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or if you glued the eyes shut and sewed the jaw closed. Which most people have done as part of being embalmed

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Much simpler than driving steaks through suspected Vampires' chests.

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