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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

just cut the head off before burial and there'll be nothing to worry about.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

don't be silly - every one knows zombies don't need heads!

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is if you mean classic, Return of the Living Dead brain eating zombies, not the modern Day of the Dead/Walking Dead zombies.

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[–] Brigbjones 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Or, you know, we could just cremate everyone. Would solve a lot of actual problems too.

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[–] xeemee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

good idea, and an environmentally friendly one at that - you put the ashes in your garden and piss on them to create nitrogen rich soil ... NO ZOMBIES and BIGGER TOMATOES

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[–] Brigbjones 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

mmmmm..... great grandma tastes delicious!

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

Repost from Reddit, and Twitter even before that. Do you sit in your shower stealing jokes from the Internet?

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[–] wilwithonel 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Isn't that what showers are for?

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[–] Fambida 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Indeed. Ziploc bags were invented so I could browse on my phone in the shower.

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[–] 6442231? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And what's weird is he keeps doing it, posting a dozen of them to showerthoughts

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

As I don't visit reddit anymore, ever, I'm thankful that someone is bringing over things that are silly, cute, or interesting.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Reposted links are very different from reposted text. Self posts imply originality, that OP is sharing a clever thought they had. It's not just a link to a video, it's like copying a diary. Plus, this was from over a year ago. OP went scanning through top posts to find it. They didn't even change the wording. I don't feel thankful for them bringing content from Reddit, I just feel deceived.

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[–] tanukihat 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I think there are other circumstances that would prevent a zombie outbreak that would come into play first, like biology and chemistry being real things.

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Zip tie the coffin closed.

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] 6442090? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Certainly could slow things down, but shoelaces are just fabric, subject to wear and rot. Some idiot braineater bicycling it's legs in an attempt to walk while dragging through the muck and junk would do a number on the laces.

Also assumes that an outbreak starts in classic Romero Dawn of the Dead style, where it opens with cadavers clawing out of the grave. Most modern interpretations are some random victim getting exposed to a pathogen, turning, and devouring/infecting the neighbors. In that scenario there's not much opportunity to commit hilarious pranks on the undead.

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[–] wilwithonel 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

An entire zombie outbreak of crawlers.

This is somehow more terrifying than a regular zombie outbreak.

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[–] New_Iso 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

With reversed clothing and heads between the legs.

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[–] New_Iso 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No way some crusty beans and dicks cadaver gonna get outa' that shit.

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