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[–] miqotes 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I kind of already don't want to shop there anymore. Whenever I see a fat bitch on instagram or tumblr wearing their panties or bra and they're obviously too small, I just want to toss all of my victoria shit. I don't want something on my ass that a hippo is trying to stuff itself into.

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Hopefully it just bought some bath and body products. Lol who am I kidding, hams don't bathe.

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[–] Vonjaderyn 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Maybe it bought some perfume/body spray to try and cover up the fact that it doesn't bathe.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

That one's secret is Butter, and lots of it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Sue and take everything it has: a Tumblr account and the change from the latest trip to McBeetus.