[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
That one's secret is Butter, and lots of it.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Sue and take everything it has: a Tumblr account and the change from the latest trip to McBeetus.
[–] miqotes 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I kind of already don't want to shop there anymore. Whenever I see a fat bitch on instagram or tumblr wearing their panties or bra and they're obviously too small, I just want to toss all of my victoria shit. I don't want something on my ass that a hippo is trying to stuff itself into.
[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Hopefully it just bought some bath and body products. Lol who am I kidding, hams don't bathe.
[–] Vonjaderyn 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Maybe it bought some perfume/body spray to try and cover up the fact that it doesn't bathe.