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[–] legendaryshitlord [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Be the match. I've been signed up for a while and I'd encourage you shitlords to do the same it's a good cause.

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[–] AOU ago 

Except you don't get to decide who will get your donation. You might save a mayo dumpster and deprive a human from be saved.

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[–] legendaryshitlord [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Actually you pretty much can. You decide if you're gonna donate or not and if you're matched with a ham then well that's just a sad day for them.

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://www.ceddit.com/r/videos/comments/54ubuc/my_friends_husband_is_battling_primary/d854upm :

chuckaholic comments on My friend's husband is battling primary myelofibrosis (aggressive blood cancer). He has a month to find a bone marrow donor. Please, Reddit, help him find a match.

This has been an automated message.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Meanwhile they wouldn't let me donate blood because of my low levels of iron. Quit iron shaming me!!!1 /s

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I routinely have low iron levels so I don't donate anymore since chances are I'll just be turned down anyway

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[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wow. Apparently anything under a BMI of 40 is fine for bone marrow donation.. wtf? What is their excuse for ballooning up to such a weight?

Also, I wouldn't want bone marrow that was made inside one of those things.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm considered morbidly obese even though I'm 16% bodyfat. BMI is fucking stupid.

yeah, okay. That is believable.

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That one was particularly deluded.
There was another one claiming to be morbidly obese without fat arms. I used to do phlebotomy, and fat fucks are difficult to draw.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I love having blood drawn, probably because it is easy to locate my "pipes" as my doctor calls them.

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[–] trodlo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A BMI of 40 is so high I wonder how they can even think to go through a medical procedure. I'd need to put on 40 kg to reach a BMI 40, I could not even move anymore.

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[–] legendaryshitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd have to almost double my weight to reach that. It's insane, but since there are even fatter people all around they think it's normal.

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[–] MASSIVE_PENIS 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I could double my weight and still be at ~30. It's so sad that they think that's normal.

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[–] MASSIVE_PENIS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd probably kill myself if I had a 40 BMI

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[–] SloptimusPrime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You'd be killing yourself just getting to a 40 BMI

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

At my height (5'7") I would have to weigh 255.5 pounds to reach a BMI of 40. That's more than twice what I weigh now!

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jesus christ these people have no shame. They talk like having a BMI over 40 is normal. Protip: It's not.

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[–] legendaryshitlord [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is the part that really got me. They're just talking about it so casually. Mean while I put on 3lbs (5ft 11in 163) and I'm already back to strictly counting my calories and losing it.

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They legitimately think they're not fat.

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[–] MASSIVE_PENIS 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus fuck if I weighed half as much as those spastics I'd kill myself.

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I put a lot of effort into weighing half as much as those spastics without being fat.

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[–] SloptimusPrime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A 40 BMI is completely insane, like you would have to put serious effort into being a fat piece of shit, which kind of defeats the reason people get fat to begin with.

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Now, is their fat still not affecting others? Fatty's marrow could be the matching one, but we will never know because he chose to be fat. Fuck that shit.

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