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[–] linux 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Things that make me insanely furious

"Apparently the gym and all forms of exercise."

Is anyone REALLY surprised by that...?

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[–] fatiseyerape 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I laughed exactly zero times.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, her jokes are weak.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think it's because one if the tenets of humor is that it's supposed to be surprising, and I was not at all surprised by her crabs

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Number 3 is just bizarre. Oh no, a man who helps his girlfriend do things?! The horror!

Is that really how people think?

Having to be shown how to do things isn't submission, it's... being human.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's how bitter fatties think. She can't get someone who cares enough about her to educate her about anything, much less physical fitness. Maybe she'll find a former "chef" at Cinnabon. I'm sure she'd be happy to be "submissive" at that point.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I can't believe she got a book published before me. I haven't been this disappointed in myself for a long time.

Seriously, the fact that fucking she-ham has a book out is absurd. And the amount of hatred and vitriol directed at people who simply lead a decent lifestyle is nonsensical, completely forgetting the double standard that we hardly have outlets for even speaking objective truths about these fucking hams. Granted, yes, I want fats to meet their self-inflicted deaths at the hands of Lord Beetus, but that's partially the point.

I want to say amazing, but what I mean is appalling.

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[–] NikoLessaGoBowling 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't worry, the fact that it's practically seeping with bitterness and self hatred speaks wonders of what must be going on in her head on a daily basis. The things we think about them, they usually say to themselves even when they're drowning in denial. Good luck with that book, shitlord!

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

they gave her like a 7 million dollar advance. have to get that money back somehow

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[–] 6421248? 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"People with egos that prevent them from achnowledging the truth" Is this what you mean by calling the Kettle Black?

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You might have just pointed out a textbook case lol

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[–] Dropkickbooties2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just want to say that I really wish I knew where, maybe something as simple as a Facebook meme, idk, but that Jim/Gym joke? Yeah, I've definitely heard it before and not from her. Literally the only fat people that humans can stand to be around are the funny fats. Must suck to be this fat and unfunny, she's literally worthless

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[–] leftovers [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's also channeling Adele both in photography and weight