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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hate it more.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How did you become a Verified Spiderman?

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

hiking

That time someone walked past while Amy Shumer went down a slightly gradient street.

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[–] Proioxis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ some women don't want to constantly talk about the sex they are (or aren't in her case) having. That doesn't make them prudish! Fuck I hate Amy Schumer! Not all women are as disgusting as you Amy, you fat piece of shit!!

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[–] linux 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Things that make me insanely furious

"Apparently the gym and all forms of exercise."

Is anyone REALLY surprised by that...?

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[–] fatiseyerape 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I laughed exactly zero times.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, her jokes are weak.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think it's because one if the tenets of humor is that it's supposed to be surprising, and I was not at all surprised by her crabs

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Number 3 is just bizarre. Oh no, a man who helps his girlfriend do things?! The horror!

Is that really how people think?

Having to be shown how to do things isn't submission, it's... being human.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's how bitter fatties think. She can't get someone who cares enough about her to educate her about anything, much less physical fitness. Maybe she'll find a former "chef" at Cinnabon. I'm sure she'd be happy to be "submissive" at that point.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I can't believe she got a book published before me. I haven't been this disappointed in myself for a long time.

Seriously, the fact that fucking she-ham has a book out is absurd. And the amount of hatred and vitriol directed at people who simply lead a decent lifestyle is nonsensical, completely forgetting the double standard that we hardly have outlets for even speaking objective truths about these fucking hams. Granted, yes, I want fats to meet their self-inflicted deaths at the hands of Lord Beetus, but that's partially the point.

I want to say amazing, but what I mean is appalling.

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[–] NikoLessaGoBowling 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't worry, the fact that it's practically seeping with bitterness and self hatred speaks wonders of what must be going on in her head on a daily basis. The things we think about them, they usually say to themselves even when they're drowning in denial. Good luck with that book, shitlord!

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[–] 6421248? 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"People with egos that prevent them from achnowledging the truth" Is this what you mean by calling the Kettle Black?

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You might have just pointed out a textbook case lol