[–] SocialJustice_Wario 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I did Nazi this coming
[–] SocialJustice_Wario 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
anne frankly I'm offended.....and fhureius
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Goddamnit OP, I laughed so hard at the pun you put in the title that I startled my dog awake and she fell off the bed. Now I'm laughing even harder. (Dog is confused but OK)
[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fatty Hitler just wants a little lebensraum to expand its borders. You don't really need most of your seat on that airplane; why don't you let der Flübber annex it pretty please? Surely it just wants to go a little past the arm rests...
One thing leads to another, Poland gets rolled over and Adipose Adolf eats itself to death in a bunker.
[–] BearJewAGH 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
God I am fucking sick of everyone comparing everyone to Hitler. There are other, better dictators out there, ya know?
That being said:
Hopefully the next reincarnation of Hitler will do the holocaust right and put all the fats on the Auschwitz diet. That'll solve the obesity crisis pretty fucking quick.
[–] slugsrgr8t 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Fatocaust?
[–] BadIdeaFactory 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Or just feed them to death... Put them all on a fucked up diet and send them to constipation camps.
[–] AnoInc 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Double-chindler's List.
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[–] AOU [S] ago
Mayoleeches are useless in societies, they don't deserve humanity because they have given up being humans.
[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
obviously even locked in rooms like castle they will continue to just absorb calories from the air shitlord!
/S - if not painfully obvious
[–] type2dieofbeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Didn't you know? Nobody starved to death in the holocaust. All those people in the old photos are skeleton thin. When the body goes in starvation mode, you GAIN weight because the body conserves everything.