[–] Shitelord772 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Some people don't mind fat wives blah blah blah..."
They always think they're the special snowflake exception. Men who want fat wives are insecure and scared if she wakes up and betters herself, she'll realize she can do better than his sorry ass. And most men would rather tell their wife what she wants to hear rather than listen to bitching and moaning, as she is apparently prone to do.
[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I totally agree. Most people end up with a fat spouse (trying not to be sexist here) because they can't get any better. Whether the spouse is fat from the get-go or they get fat after marriage/kids doesn't really matter IMO. Either way, the other spouse knows he/she can't get any better than the lardo they've got.
And secondly, this pig I was trolling claimed to be thin but morally superior to me because I am a terrible human being for even suggesting that thin women are more valuable than bariatric landwhales. This is why I have a hard time believing it was actually thin; it has such a stake in arguing that fat women are just as valuable as thin women or whatever, that it must be fat.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
...thin women are more valuable than bariatric landwhales...
We are though. On any scale, by any comparison, thin/fit women(or men for that matter) are better and more valuable than obeasts. Biologically, we are better able to raise young and continue our genes. In employment we work harder and better and take fewer sick days. Etc, etc...
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Men do not like fat women, unless they have a fetish. The number of men who I overheard drunkenly shitlording is hilarious. Fat bitches know this, but are convinced they're hot cause people have awful standards and still get with them. If you're truly thin and pretty, you don't NEED MySpace angles to cover your lack of collar bones, or club makeup around your house.
[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Seriously. Like I don't even really wear make-up anymore because I usually go to the gym in the evenings and I'll just need to take the make-up off anyways, so what's the point?
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Very well executed. I love how women insult each other, where it sound indirect, but it's more insulting than a direct comment a guy would say.
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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I knew a guy who was dating a co-worker. The co-worker was the kind of girl where you literally said "wait, SHE has a boyfriend?" Well, the boyfriend was fat too and the girl gave him money frequently, so...
Point is, whenever he was around and she wasn't nearby he'd talk endlessly about the hot girls his girlfriend and I worked with. I'd be willing to bet ALL men dating a fat woman would prefer a thin one, except the mentally damaged fetishists.
Women don't value looks as much as men, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find one dating a fat guy who didn't wish that same guy would lose some weight.
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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Society is like the patriarchy. It's some autonomous evil force that people have no control over.
They don't realize that society is made up of individuals and society likes thin people because all the individuals have reached a majority consensus.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She is not pretty. She is haggard and has more wrinkles on her forehead than that guy on the Cure album
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
"myspace angle" That probably is its old myspace profile pic. It's probably 100 pounds up by now.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Like the tactic, set the bait and watch the pigs take it!
"Come into my web," said the spider to the fly.
"Come to my trigger," said the shitlady to the femayo?
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
More like "free fries".
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I really do love you in a non-homo way brother. I hope to meet you one day, bust open a fresh Pesche Mortal, and watch the sun set over the horizon.
Of course you supply the Pesche and I will just be up there to enjoy the view.... we might negotiate the price of the Pesche.
[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Snuffle from the trough of piggering," said the human to the sow.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Little was ever easier to set up/play/manipulate than a triggered pig. They’re less than comical--they’re actually kind of pathetic. Kind of like a hungry shark homing in on the scent of blood in the water--unable to resist, unable to hold back, unable to be rational when it sees that chunk of bloody meat on a clearly visible hook... just hopeless. Oh, well--fuck ‘em. It’s all just part of being a hopeless fat fuck.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Could have also said "snapping turtle with meat hooked to a milk jug" (misspent youth).