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[–] thrus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When I take all storage off my motorcycle and start driving it nude can I have an express lane through their checkpoint on the way to work?

On a serous note FUCK NO! I went to a military base once around thanksgiving and had to have my car checked, I knew it was going to happen so had taken everything out of the car before the trip that wasn't needed (I live in MI, the base was in the Alabama). One of the guys looks and the trunk and says "what is this blade you have in here" Now I was worried as I knew I had no knives in the car so asked "can I come over there as I don't know what you are referring to, there shouldn't be any weapons in the vehicle." The other guard walks over, "leave his snow scraper alone, (to me) don't mind him he has never seen snow let alone a nice snow scraper you are good to go". This was actual Army base, imagine the dumb crap that would happen with the TSA.