[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those poor cats. I wish I could fucking strangle that obese bitch
[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone please put that stampeding ham out of it's misery!
[–] PuzzlePirate 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was that a shit stain I saw when she was on the table?
[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Does this bitch not own a tampon? Why the fuck are her pants stained like that?
[–] FatShamingIsFun ago
Perhaps she's a "free bleeder".
Reminds me of the old joke: How do you know an elephant is having her period? Your mattress is missing and there's a quarter on your nightstand.
[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The only thing I could think of is the Truffle Shuffle from The Goonies. https://media2.giphy.com/media/nbOjYaRlIjqZa/200_s.gif
[–] Eat_less_weigh_less ago
Thankfully the cats were probably ok because you know, they're cats.