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[–] Darthdunne 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

One of my personal favorites:

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed

Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead

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[–] NewWorld 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

That's what skinny gets for being a pig fucker.

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[–] Darthdunne 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Top kek

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[–] AOU [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fatty had a crush on skinny pig fucker.

Skinny pig fucker ended up crushed by fatty.

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[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Richard Simmons must have been enormous if they called him fat instead of faggot

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Says the guy who made a fortune off fats.

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Especially now, when there are more overweight and obese people in America, fat [people] have no place in our society.

Fixed that for him. Stay home until you can stop assaulting our eyeballs, plzkthx.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Especially now, when there are more overweight and obese people in America, society has no space for fat [people].

Fixed it even more for him.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Only the most entitled people demand that certain jokes be banned just because they affect them personally. Completely ignoring the way a society works with many different types of people.

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Person who was fat, and makes money off fats writes a column pandering to fats. I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

When obesity and fat acceptance is on the rise, it is exactly the time we need fat jokes the most. The moment fat people feel content and happy with their weight is the moment all hope is lost for society.

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[–] suigetsu2951 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And while I was stuffing my face from sadness, I tried to figure out why on earth someone would be so cruel as to call me a name of a farm animal.

Ok.... maybe stop and think next time

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

as I was grazing the field, I wondered why someone would state facts about me that I dislike

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was so upset that day that I went home, fixed myself three fried bologna sandwiches and opened a large bag of potato chips. And while I was stuffing my face from sadness, I tried to figure out why on earth someone would be so cruel as to call me a name of a farm animal...........................Pigs ate all day and wallowed in mud. Why, that wasn't me!

Yeah, totally didn't know why you were called a pig at all. Seriously, this guy's just fucking delusional.

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