[–] SilentMaster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You got called fat so you rushed home and ate 3 sandwiches and a bag of chips? Richard Simmons, you're fucking retarded.
[–] conchpearls1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I was so upset that day that I went home, fixed myself three fried bologna sandwiches and opened a large bag of potato chips. And while I was stuffing my face from sadness, I tried to figure out why on earth someone would be so cruel as to call me a name of a farm animal...........................Pigs ate all day and wallowed in mud. Why, that wasn't me!
Yeah, totally didn't know why you were called a pig at all. Seriously, this guy's just fucking delusional.
[–] suigetsu2951 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
And while I was stuffing my face from sadness, I tried to figure out why on earth someone would be so cruel as to call me a name of a farm animal.
Ok.... maybe stop and think next time
[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
as I was grazing the field, I wondered why someone would state facts about me that I dislike
top kek
[–] Mongychops 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Person who was fat, and makes money off fats writes a column pandering to fats. I am shocked, shocked I tell you!
When obesity and fat acceptance is on the rise, it is exactly the time we need fat jokes the most. The moment fat people feel content and happy with their weight is the moment all hope is lost for society.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Only the most entitled people demand that certain jokes be banned just because they affect them personally. Completely ignoring the way a society works with many different types of people.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Especially now, when there are more overweight and obese people in America, society has no space for fat [people].
Fixed it even more for him.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Says the guy who made a fortune off fats.
[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pretty soon they won't have a place in society because society will be 99% fat