[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
And yet, if they do get pregnant, and don't receive immediate adulation and affirmation of their godesslike ability to create life, they REEEEE! and get offended that nobody notices a "baby bump", because on a four hundred pound pig, it doesn't fucking exist
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I remember a time when you could easily tell.
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He persisted: “Please, ma’am, you really shouldn’t be standing up. Every bump this bus goes over can jostle and hurt your unborn baby.”
This stranger felt as if he were responsible for the well-being of my nonexistent fetus and took it upon himself to scold me in front of the rest of the bus, providing unsolicited and inaccurate advice.
Seriously? That's considered scolding people these days?
[–] c-fox 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Firstly, /v/thishappened and secondly, it has given me ideas on how to publicly shame obeasts.
[–] ForTheTruth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was not, nor have I ever been, pregnant. I was just a well-fed woman in her 30s on her evening commute wearing an empire-waist dress.
No shit you haven't spawned you fat ass subhuman.
[–] whyamihere 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I love love love love asking obvious fats when they are due. Its like a guilty pleasure of mine, though I don't personally feel all that guilty.
Ive even asked dudes since their reactions are funny too.