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[–] whyamihere 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I love love love love asking obvious fats when they are due. Its like a guilty pleasure of mine, though I don't personally feel all that guilty.

Ive even asked dudes since their reactions are funny too.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And yet, if they do get pregnant, and don't receive immediate adulation and affirmation of their godesslike ability to create life, they REEEEE! and get offended that nobody notices a "baby bump", because on a four hundred pound pig, it doesn't fucking exist

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He persisted: “Please, ma’am, you really shouldn’t be standing up. Every bump this bus goes over can jostle and hurt your unborn baby.”

This stranger felt as if he were responsible for the well-being of my nonexistent fetus and took it upon himself to scold me in front of the rest of the bus, providing unsolicited and inaccurate advice.

Seriously? That's considered scolding people these days?

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I remember a time when you could easily tell.

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[–] lionheart 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Righhhhht? How TF did this become a problem?

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[–] c-fox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Firstly, /v/thishappened and secondly, it has given me ideas on how to publicly shame obeasts.

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[–] theJshow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LOL, there's a girl here at work who is just planet fat, I literally ask her when she's expecting once a week and make sure to do it in front of customers.

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[–] ForTheTruth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was not, nor have I ever been, pregnant. I was just a well-fed woman in her 30s on her evening commute wearing an empire-waist dress.

No shit you haven't spawned you fat ass subhuman.

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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://archive.is/vT95N :

When You Look Pregnant, but You’re Not - The New York Times

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