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[–] LolaBane 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why is there an inner tube under her shirt?

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[–] miss_ann_thrope [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

aka, the spare tire.

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[–] Isolation ago 

She stores Starbucks smoothies with straws under her shirt to prevent starvashun mode.

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[–] DependaTricaretops 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Don't you know contouring makes you look 300 lbs lighter? /s

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[–] Knote 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Inb4 they start contouring their flippers

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shitlords beware for painted on collarbones and cheekbones

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's so much funnier that they think it will, though. I don't get it. You can't seriously believe some eyeliner is going to make any difference whatsoever so wouldn't you rather spend that time and money on beetus?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What I love is the ones that are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on cosmetics from MAC or Sephora, but can't be bothered to eat healthy or exercise. And then they squeal about how expensive it is to join a gym or eat clean. Maybe if you weren't wasting all your money on expensive war paint it wouldn't be an issue. Like my cosmetics come from the drug store and I still look better than 100% of these whales.

Edit: punctuation

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[–] 6361852? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That thing doesn't need makeup.

It needs a goddamn cloaking device.

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[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm on it.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Lipstick on a pig.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's like getting a brand new sports car... that has fucking square tires.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wow, when she put on that eyeliner I totally forgot that her fupa has a fupa.

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[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Geez that things upper arms might be wider than my waistline. Why bother at that point???

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