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[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks ago 

I have been on strong painkillers for the last 5 years and they have never forced me to eat cake. That was hammies complete lack of self-control.

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[–] RawDogginOscarMeyers ago 

Funny...last time I was on serious painkillers after surgery and couldn't walk for a month, I still lost 15 lbs off of my already non fat body...

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[–] Officedrone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So much fat logic. You'd have to eat a massive amount of cake to actually see it on the scale. Getting bloat = you getting fat. I'm too lazy to google atm but I'm on painkillers from surgery and painkillers actually make me eat less.

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[–] PANTERAisLIFE 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had a few surgeries and at one point, a heavy opiate addiction. Pain pills sufficed for my food, but they cause constipation, but I was still slim without any bloating.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

How many cakes are we talking about to cause weight gain for days?

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think I see where you're confused. Where you think "I ate a cake" you think of having a slice or one of those tiny cakes that high end bakeries sell. When a ham says "I ate a cake" they mean they ate an entire one of those sheet cakes that you get at the grocery store for a kid's birthday party.

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[–] DevilsMonkey 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know right? Some times I eat a lot of junk food and the next day I'm like:OMG I'm so fat now! but then a day after that the scale is back to normal.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I do that with sushi

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"I looked at a red bird out the window, ate an entire pizza, and somehow I gained weight! When will these red birds stop telling my brain to retain weight!?"

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[–] Knote ago 

Triggered

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[–] LolaBane 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How much cake did she eat? Sheesh.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Holy shit, it really doesn't see a correlation.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again ago 

This is obviously causation shitlord!