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[–] A_Colostomy_Bag ago 

That's like the boa constrictor song in real life.

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[–] julovac 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Bypass YouTube age verification Improved
If you install this script, you wont have to use nsfwyoutube.

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[–] afsa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I appreciate him using it so I don't need the script

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[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Stop or I will spray my load all over your face!"(not 100% sure) and "Cocks not Glocks!"

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Cocks not glocks" is an actual protest cry. This is based on a real protest where people protested having guns on campus with dildos and campaigning to be able to "open carry" sex toys.

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[–] stillinit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

lol

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[–] alalzia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't get it (European...) this means you need more pistols and less dildos ?

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[–] 6347513? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I means that if you are ever in the unfortunate situation where you need a gun, it's better to have one than not have one.

This is a wonderful example. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

If the girl had a gun instead of a cell phone she could have shot the bear instead of calling her mom and crying about a bear slowly eating her.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Would a handgun take down a bear or just make it angrier?

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[–] TAThatBoomerang 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This was actually pretty good.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Love it

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[–] primar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then run as soon as you hear the words "fisting" or "polyamory"

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[–] massiveprivilege 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Better to put this on a shirt. It will scare americans even more.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Is that the ingredients for Ranch Soup?