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[–] lopan 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

He did not have sexual relations with that woman...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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[–] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Notice the intentional use of the word "May". It allows the user to suggest anything as a possibility.

"Bill Clinton MAY be a child rapist who used a close personal friend's private jet to sexually assault, and or even rape children."

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[–] 6310929? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sure. Major concussion that knocked the knowledge of how classified material works right out her head, internal emails stating she needs lots of naps and is often confused, she's had a blood clot, and whatever additional stuff is plaguing her now, but she's healthier than Trump.

Even if it was really "just" pneumonia, her handlers are going to be desperately trying to get that perfect blend of meds that keeps her from coughing, shuddering, slumping, napping or God forbid outright tripping balls. They're going to make damn sure both candidates are provided stools so she has something to prop herself up with. Hillary simply cannot afford to faceplant on the national stage, even if it means afterward she spends another week strapped down being jolted to life like Frankenstein's monster.

I want Trump, as part of his opening statement, to take his stool, place it front and right of his podium with one hand, and say "Won't be needing this." Don't do it while they're setting up, do it when they have no choice but to have the camera on him. If they don't actually give him a stool, he should request one, just so he make a show of it.

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[–] novictim 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

yes, and Pepe is giving blow jobs to Bill whenever Hillary has a headache.

Why would anyone believe anything these two "Hillbillaries" have to say?

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[–] blackguard19 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Lol Hillary literally might already be in hell, saving Billy a spot.

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[–] pcdude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She might also be a lizard.

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[–] SonOfRobin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is he threatening Trump? Is Trump going to die because of some weird illness? Possibly caused by radiation?

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[–] cpoakes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And an extra pair of pants?

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[–] raisinade 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He only wears pants in front of the cameras.

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