[–] FPH_Shitlord ago
Call a friend while on your commute. Then stage the conversation. Tell him or her, in a disgusted tone and loudly, "I read that by 2020 half of Americans will have diabetes because of how disgustingly obese we've gotten. Can you believe that?! What self respecting person would eat themselves into such a state! I can't believe this country. Fucking gross."
That ought to do it.
[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sit next to someone else. If there are plenty of other seats and it's weird to sit next to a stranger, explain to them why you need to sit there. Wonderful way to start a conversation and make new friends.
[–] CallsignKiwi 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should ask him if he has lost weight if he says no then reply with a "well you should" and if he says yes then 1. He is a lier and 2. Reply "I thought my personal space went being violated as much"
[–] Sellyoulight ago
Get a deathmetal/punk denim jacket with sharp studs and spikes all over the elbows and outside edges of the forearms and upper arms. Put it on just before the train comes to a stop at your station and wear it while you’re on the train.
[–] Ch3ck3rs ago
If he follows you around the train (ie you sit somewhere be every day) tell him to stop, and that you will take it as sexual harassment if he continues to follow you around the train. Repeat, unwanted physical contact of any kind can be considered sexual harassment one you tell them.