[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Tell it that "fat people are fucking disgusting sub human filth, they do not deserve to be in the same train car as humans. The cattle car is in back."
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You could just ignore the huffing and tell him to stay in one seat, or bring a book/bag with you to jam in between his disgusting body and yourself.
[–] Danceswithswole 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Take out your phone and scroll through FPH stopping every minute or so to throw back your head in uproarious laughter. For bonus points upload a pic of a hipster fat that looks exactly like him. Then when it comes up in rotation act like you're overcome with nausea and take out a bag just in case.
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
LOL. I think it'd be easier to call a friend, and say something like "... hahaha stop it Jessica, you're the worst! Yeah he told me. But I'd rather die than date a fatass like Kevin. Hahaha, I knooooow! I bet he can't even see his own dick!"
[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Do you always pick the same spot, or does he sit next you because he literally just wants to sit next to you specifically?
If it's the former, just sit somewhere else. If it's the latter, tell him to stop sitting next to and pressing up against you every single day like a creep.
[–] vulturePunch 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
straight tell him to sit elsewhere cause you're tired of having to sit uncomfortably cause of his size. Do it when there's other people around.
[–] Vrendly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Tell him politely to fuck off, be careful though. You don't want a 500 pound angry whale being aggressive toward you because he can't handle rejection. He'll crush you with his gut.