[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It tried to shave a normal beard, but its hand so habitually moves toward its mouth.
[–] Belgian_boom 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Look at his smug face. I bet he thinks he is funny and smart, because all fatties thinks that. And all the skinny/fit people are shallow and dumb assholes.
[–] byebyethrow001 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I want to punch it for its facial hair.
[–] ramsaysgirl 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It reminds me of water swishing down the toilet... kind of poetic, can't stop shit from getting in there.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That stupid, arrogant-looking, “oh I’m so dangerous/menacing/threatening” smirk coupled with the single stupidest excuse for a “beard” that ever was on a deathfat are an over-the-top formula for winner of the Dumbest-Looking Fat Fuck Of The Year Contest.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hard to trim a neck beard when you don't have a neckline to follow.
[–] TheCrowKiller 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There are some fats who are beyond words. I swear, I don't even know where to start with this thing...It's a useless, bipedal, semi-mobile sack of decaying excrement.