[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Could give you a tour of a truck stop men's room or ruined underpants. That's about it
[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is the guy hiding behind the pile of shit?
[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Ugh, I'm a reenactor and that is just agonizing, far and away the fattest fuck I've seen in the hobby. To add insult to injury his gear looks like shit too. May Lord Beetus or a well placed British cannon ball take him soon.
[–] ScheissLord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A cannon ball wouldn't cut it, he would probably try to eat it.
[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Explosive shot then, even if he eats it the shell will detonate in his stomach causing a Mr Creosote like effect.
[–] BiscuitBasher 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mother fucker. What is that thing. Is that like a baby carriage for fat fucks? It's clearly not a wheel chair right? But it's a chair with wheels? And handles. You think you've seen it all then WHAM! Can I get one of those or are they 400 lbs and over?
[–] senoritademierda 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
What the fuck? Did you get your money back? If not, how did it go?