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[–] senoritademierda 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What the fuck? Did you get your money back? If not, how did it go?

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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Could give you a tour of a truck stop men's room or ruined underpants. That's about it

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[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is the guy hiding behind the pile of shit?

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[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Ugh, I'm a reenactor and that is just agonizing, far and away the fattest fuck I've seen in the hobby. To add insult to injury his gear looks like shit too. May Lord Beetus or a well placed British cannon ball take him soon.

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[–] Cookiejar ago 

Fat reenactors always wear the most inaccurate stuff. Because stays are uncomfortable when you stomach sticks out farther than your boobs...

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream ago 

I used to reenact too, I played the fife

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[–] ScheissLord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A cannon ball wouldn't cut it, he would probably try to eat it.

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[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Explosive shot then, even if he eats it the shell will detonate in his stomach causing a Mr Creosote like effect.

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[–] shitlordforlyfe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I hope you demanded your money back.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're kidding, right?

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[–] ebm7681 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Like a video tour? On his iPad?

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Guy? I just see a mayo dumpster.

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[–] BiscuitBasher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mother fucker. What is that thing. Is that like a baby carriage for fat fucks? It's clearly not a wheel chair right? But it's a chair with wheels? And handles. You think you've seen it all then WHAM! Can I get one of those or are they 400 lbs and over?

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[–] 6265970? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I used one when I was recuperating from Achilles' tendon reconstruction. I placed the knee of my bad leg on the seat and could scoot around with my good foot. That fucking blob just wants a portable chair.