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[–] Artie ago 

When you're making up lies they may as well be semi-complimentary.

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[–] YUNGPEACHEZ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

LOL these women walking around getting wicked ice burned on the reg, thats hilarious

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[–] dialate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My favorite: "Put some clothes on you busted open can of biscuits"

I have to use this in real life now, I will find a way

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[–] machiko 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Daaaaannnnnnggggggggggggg. I expected small fats at least once. But those are full on obeast land whale monsters. And that gapped tooth black goth was terrifying.

Lol. Truth hurts.

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[–] machiko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I thought these were all just made up. You know how they think the entire world is out to get them. No way in hell someone said you were pretty ever.