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[–] pizza_mine [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I'll start:

My first microwave oven was a Kenmore

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[–] dan_k 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I broke a pickle with a toothpick.

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[–] imapersoniguess ago 

The mass of a hippo is eating away at my banana rations.

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[–] Holonomic ago 

pazmo

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[–] Misteranthrope ago 

enlarger