[–] QuatroQuatro 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I simply choose to believe that thing has a job as a heavy bag.
[–] gaylordshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
she has enough surface area for 4 people to practice on
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am going to make a trophy saying "most beautiful" and put it at the top of a flight of stairs.
[–] Acidicbitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would buy the hell out of that shirt, especially if any shitfolk can make it with that same font the obeast one uses
[–] ScootyPoofTipper 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That entire outfit is a prime example of why certain clothes should be limited to certain sizes.
[–] CthulhuDelay [S] ago
Yeah. All of them.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago
I shudder at that thought. Imagine if that thing had no access to clothes. Wait, no, don't.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's a ring that might fit around one of its sausage fingers.
[–] invisiblecalories ago
Is that an outtake of The Blob from that Wolverine movie?
[–] BiscuitBasher ago
Pretty delusional...PERIOD