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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

You should have called the police, she just admitted to minor assault and it's on camera.

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[–] okporpoise 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Definitely. Not doing anything about their obscene behavior enables them to keep being a shitter.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fats get away with shit FAR too often. Maybe normal humans are intimidated by their ungodly size, but we need to remember just how weak, unstable, and uncoordinated fat fucks are. One stiff kick to the back of the knee and their bulbous forms come tumbling down. They lack any physical ability to stop it.

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[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Either that or knock her fucking teeth down her throat.

Would avoid that. As much as it would be justified, they have cameras there and it's not worth getting into serious trouble because of an eatbeast.

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[–] Lilina ago 

Might as well kill the hams naming the reason as they want to cripple me and ruin my life.

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[–] LetTheAshesFly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, one almost hit me (again) a couple months back, and had the nerve to look me in the eye when they halted to a stop (in the middle of a cross walk with the walk sign on) and call me a "stupid bitch"... For crossing the fucking road. I don't see why their behavior is acceptable when they are legit putting lives at risk, not just their own. I'm already extremely paranoid about cars from it happening before a few times, one actually hitting me (in a parking lot so I was only bruised).

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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I was so angry today that if I had responded any further, it would have been an absolute embarrassment of a scene, and I can't guarantee that I'd have come out on top. If I hadn't been in such an awful mood already, I probably would have been able to respond properly. It was either walk away, or get arrested myself for assault at the least, or murder at worst.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Don't worry, beetus gets them all sooner or later, and that butter inhaler will suffer quite a lot of pain too.

You just make the best out of this disgusting situation now, and be proud that you triggered a mayoplanet by just existing.

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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's the silver lining I'm taking away from this, even though I wasn't able to verbally respond or even get the proper authorities involved in the moment, knowing that I triggered TWO fat ugly wastes of space in the span of like 15 minutes just by my simple existence gives me no small amount of joy.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Triggering a ham by existing is common. Triggering them so hard they literally ram you with shopping carts, you must be something special.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can call the store and tell the manager that you were assaulted by a customer there. You could file a police report, but it will get ignored unless you have some sort of injury that would necessitate further action.

The best asshole move may be to take their cart the moment they let go of it, and walk it to the other side of the store. Force them to either waddle after it, or to get all the stuff again. It's not stealing, because they have not bought anything. You can tell them "if you're going to assault me with a cart, then you can't have a cart" the entire time if they reeeee after you.

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[–] smoledman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lord Beetus always collects. 😈

In his case, limbs, eyes....

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hamen.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast ago 

"And all the tithe of diabetes, whether of the legs of the lards, or of the yeast of the gunt, is Lord Beetus'."

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[–] 6171738? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I read the title and thought to myself "oh yeah, well unfortunately that happens". Then I read your story, fucking A. Apparently your workout outfit was extremely triggering. I absolutely 110% also admire the restraint you showed. Maybe next time throw your energy drink at it's head? But no seriously, I applaud you.

The last "fight" I had in a grocery store was in Whale Mart around Christmas. Like an idiot I forgot to get a few baking supplies. I didn't get hit or run over but this fat bitch had stuck her enormous ass out in the middle of the aisle along with her cart while carrying on a cell phone conversation. She was completely oblivious to the fact that a half a dozen people had lined up behind her trying to get around. I screamed at her to move her fat ass out of the damned way. She yelled back "rude!" I screamed at her that I wasn't the one whose ginormous ass was blocking the entire frigging baking aisle and hauled butt. I feel your pain. Shame we can't just run them down with our cars in the parking lot isn't it?

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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's a damn shame we can't do that. But I like my car, and don't feel like paying for repairs after hitting enormous objects that probably weigh half what my car does.

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[–] 6171808? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So true. Still, it's fun to fantasize about.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like to count, with my child, the amount of items in peoples carts as we wait in the 15 items or less lane. Without my kid no one feels shame when I count out their items. When my two and a half year old child does the counting and I ask her if they should be in this line they actually feel the required shame to change lanes most of the time.

I have never had to count the number of items of humans. All fats and obeasts.

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[–] 6172339? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hmmmm..... maybe I should borrow a niece and try this out. It's usually just me or my SO and I (no kids). All I can do is fuss loudly about it and yep, just like you said, no response is what I get for all my trouble. I did ask one of the cashiers in Whale Mart once why don't they just tell people who pull this garbage that they will have to move to another line? Because... they aren't allowed. I asked why in the hell they even have express lanes then? No answer. I feel for their employees I really do. I would last about an hour working there. I hate Whale Mart. I try not to shop there but my SO will want to go and I get dragged along at least a few times a month despite my protests.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hams don't count anything especially not their calories or number of items in a checkout.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Would have snapped at "i guess"

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Shove it on the floor. It won't be able to get up, anyway.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but people around your size need to remember the physics behind the "Gunt Punt" or risk collateral damage. A falling obeast could possibly trap you underneath it. A fate worse than death.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or at least a smell as bad as death incarnate.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Living well is the best revenge. Look at yourself in the mirror and know that it was jealously that these Tugboat Tesses were acting on. You get to live in your skin and they have to live the rest of their fucking lives as pathetic, angry, jealous losers.

If you don't let their negativity get to you, you win. You win today, and tomorrow and every day that you aren't miserable, because you know they are.

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