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[–] Shmerby ago 

You should've deadlifted the side of their car and made all the moon's fall out then chuck cans at those two fats.

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[–] okporpoise ago 

I abosolutely hate going to the grocery store near my house. It's an HEB if that gives you any indication. I usually try to go in the morning when it's empty, but after getting off my flight yesterday, I realized there was not food in the fridge, so off I go! I notice a line that wraps around the freezer area, and annoys me because these fat fucks won't move after a polite "Excuse me" so I can get to the frozen veggies. What are they standing in line for, you wonder? A fucking minuscule serving of ice cream. Not even good ice cream, I might add, but the store brand.

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[–] Lilina ago 

HEB: Huge Eat Beasts

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[–] Clbull ago 

I would have complained to the store manager.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would have fucking flipped her cart over. "I guess"? I've done worse for less.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I admire your restraint. I probably would have dumped the cart out and proceeded to beat her with it.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Always keep a safe distance from people who have no impulse control and are "triggered" by your existence.

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[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wouldn't have been able to resist telling her what a waste of life she is, then skipped backwards away from her trying to hit me if she did. Like lol k, if you can catch me, swing, otherwise go fuck yourself.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There are some things that prison is worth yet this is not one of them. However, I would have followed them to their cars and then smashed into them with a cart and said "I guess." Walked back through the store and found that old lady and dumped a gallon of beetus on her, that I had already purchased of course.

I feel for you OP. I admire your restraint for I do not posses it.

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