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[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] ago
Now that I've calmed down and had some time to think about it, and reading all the responses and comments here, I have so many golden lines I could have responded with. I need to just get my shit together and be ready next time, not giving a fuck about social consequences in situations that don't matter, to people who matter even less.
[–] ridsloth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I realize it might be difficult to make yourself do such a thing in the heat of the moment, but still, when read the part about the fatty berating her companion over the number of coke bottles in the cart, it occurred to me how funny it would be to just go at one of their carts and start putting their beetus back on the shelf faster than they could load it in. See if you could make the pig work up a sweat fighting for its sugars. This way you don't have to worry about assault charges, but you can be satisfied with the knowledge that coming between a cow and its coke is actually more devastating to it than damaging its garbage sack of a body. If it asks what you think you're doing, pretend you thought it was an employee stocking the shelves, due to the massive quantities of shit in its cart, and you just wanted to help. :)
Fuck fat freaks and I hope you're not injured.
[–] okporpoise ago
I abosolutely hate going to the grocery store near my house. It's an HEB if that gives you any indication. I usually try to go in the morning when it's empty, but after getting off my flight yesterday, I realized there was not food in the fridge, so off I go! I notice a line that wraps around the freezer area, and annoys me because these fat fucks won't move after a polite "Excuse me" so I can get to the frozen veggies. What are they standing in line for, you wonder? A fucking minuscule serving of ice cream. Not even good ice cream, I might add, but the store brand.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How did you not go nuclear on them? That's absolutely uncalled for, I would have gotten a manager or just settled things in a classy manner via screaming match. Your patience and restraint are admirable af.
[–] sugarcoatedstrych9 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I seem to have two modes: Shut down, or nuclear. I chose to shut down this time, I think, because I was already so volatile it would have just gotten UGLY if I'd responded. I chose to snap and shut down rather than snap and spill blood and adipose. So I chose flight rather than fight, unfortunately. I need to start going in for the fight anymore, when the situations actually deserve it. I have some social anxiety even at the best of times which is why I tend to choose flight over fight, but I really need to start calling people out on this shit anymore. I can't let them get away with it and think what they're doing is okay or right.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I wouldn't have been able to resist telling her what a waste of life she is, then skipped backwards away from her trying to hit me if she did. Like lol k, if you can catch me, swing, otherwise go fuck yourself.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Always keep a safe distance from people who have no impulse control and are "triggered" by your existence.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
There are some things that prison is worth yet this is not one of them. However, I would have followed them to their cars and then smashed into them with a cart and said "I guess." Walked back through the store and found that old lady and dumped a gallon of beetus on her, that I had already purchased of course.
I feel for you OP. I admire your restraint for I do not posses it.