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[–] mamwad 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You'd get a wad in your mam.

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[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

death by heart attack

Fry slowed down time.

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[–] overcaffinated ago 

well, yeah. But did he die?

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[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Might I recommend Herpex?

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[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take a guess Einstein!

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[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You'd start shitting colorful, painful diarrhea at a velocity that could potentially kill a man if you pointed it at them. Your taste buds would constantly taste fried chicken. Cats would be particularly adept at detecting this disorder (as they can with cancer,) and will often go out of their way to comfort someone with the disease. You'd die of extremely high blood pressure, as if you'd eaten too much KFC.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

So basically all the same symptoms of eating at KFC but with cats mixed in.

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[–] CeepsNo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crawling from the ocean vents the ceeps, extremophiles resistant to heat, cold, pressure, and radiation spread throughout every ecosystem, flora and fauna and then do nothing. Whatever youll die eventually.

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