[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack
[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.
[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.
[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
You'd start shitting colorful, painful diarrhea at a velocity that could potentially kill a man if you pointed it at them. Your taste buds would constantly taste fried chicken. Cats would be particularly adept at detecting this disorder (as they can with cancer,) and will often go out of their way to comfort someone with the disease. You'd die of extremely high blood pressure, as if you'd eaten too much KFC.
[–] mamwad 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
You'd get a wad in your mam.