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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?

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[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.

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[–] CeepsNo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crawling from the ocean vents the ceeps, extremophiles resistant to heat, cold, pressure, and radiation spread throughout every ecosystem, flora and fauna and then do nothing. Whatever youll die eventually.

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[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Might I recommend Herpex?

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't help but gobble balls.

Hereditary, only indians get it

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.

Cause of death asphyxiation.

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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.

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[–] Redcorgh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So just regular hippos then.

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