[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.
[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.
[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You can't help but gobble balls.
Hereditary, only indians get it
[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.
Cause of death asphyxiation.
[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.
[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?